Dude: oh man i just had a medieval-grade sandwich.
i felt like a fat renaissance lord.
big chunks o’ rye bread,
a bunch of cold cut sausage,
cheese,
and grainy mustard.
soooooo savoryyyyy.

Readthisbitch:
ohh mannnnn.
you’re a total feudal lord.

Dude: so feudal!
my peasants harvested that shit!

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