1) “You know how men like, ‘don’t understand women’? I think it’s because all men actually have Asperger’s.” -Lizzie

2) “Okay, Don Juanita.” -Lizzie

3) “The way you’re handling this is super weird!” -Lizzie

4) “It’s like we’re trying to prove which sister is the biggest psycho. [Readthisbitch], you won.” -Beckey

5) “I think I’m adopted.” -Beckey

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