Readthisbitch: i know power corrupts
but i like to believe if i was given power, well i would at least be RATIONAL
not expect unrealistic things
listen to what my underlings told me
also i wouldn’t call them underlings to their faces.
Dude: Bah, you’d be power-mad in a week
R: could happen
but i would TRY lol
D: you’d have slave boys in leather thongs kneeling at your desk, serving your every whim
R: i’d be like “bring me donuts! NO! THAT IS NOT ENOUGH DONUTS!”
(slaps thonged man ass)
D: Yeaaaaaaah… I should never be in power
I’d be a tyrannical powerhouse genius.
Pray I never get superpowers. I will ONLY use them for evil. And saving endangered species.
hey i support that!
you’re getting lasered.
D: SO MANY LASERS
The really evil ones will get the ass laser
The hot female ones will get the peen laser, or peeser. Wait, that sounds wrong.