Readthisbitch: ughhhhaklfhlksfhlkasasfd

Middle Child: wha? oh god are you into those crazy long illegible acronyms too?

R: hahahaha
yes that stands for

[a few seconds go by]

MC: ha ha you’re trying to quickly think one up!

R: ungrateful gangly hairy hungry hannibal horses always kicking lazily from hallways like kelvin scale for however likely killings a sacred african suzophone forensic dick.

MC: sounds pretty benign to me