Readthisbitch: here’s a hypothetical question
would you rather get half-laid or half-laid-off?

BF: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

R: either way it’s kinda like…
shit or get off the pot

BF: haha yeah exactly!
they’re both like, not great, not terrible, just kind of annoying and lead to masturbation in the middle of the day