My good friend “Carolyn” and I are really good at complaining. We want to start a radio show called My Tragic Life where we share stories about all the shitty things that happen to us, and people can call in and share their stories too.

Getting a radio show is hard, though, so it’s going to be a section on this blog for now.

Here’s a #mytragiclife update from Carolyn today:

“this morning i got into work and had to pee really bad so i ran to the bathroom and they had just cleaned the toilets so the seats were up and i sat down and dipped my butt in toilet water”