All based on ACTUAL PEOPLE (I wish I had pics to include)

  • Hottest Old Guy
  • Looks the Most like Kris Jenner
  • Sweatiest
  • Shortest Shorts (male)
  • Shorts closest to Looking like Underwear (female)
  • Weirdest Workout
  • Best Tattoos (probably me)
  • Sketchiest Hoverer
  • Most Consistently Fabulous Workout Outfits
  • Worst Gym Etiquette

Update 6/19/13:

  • Hottest Old Guy should probably actually be called Hottest Guy with Gray Hair
  • I think Hottest Guy With Gray Hair and Most Consistently Fabulous Workout Outfits may be a couple! This delights me.
  • Is “Hottest Guy That I’m Pretty Sure is 18 But Might Be In Highschool” an acceptable superlative?
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