A “selfie” is a photo that you take of yourself, but it sounds more like it should mean “self-induced orgasm.”
All based on ACTUAL PEOPLE (I wish I had pics to include)
- Hottest Old Guy
- Looks the Most like Kris Jenner
- Shortest Shorts (male)
- Shorts closest to Looking like Underwear (female)
- Weirdest Workout
- Best Tattoos (probably me)
- Sketchiest Hoverer
- Most Consistently Fabulous Workout Outfits
- Worst Gym Etiquette
- Hottest Old Guy should probably actually be called Hottest Guy with Gray Hair
- I think Hottest Guy With Gray Hair and Most Consistently Fabulous Workout Outfits may be a couple! This delights me.
- Is “Hottest Guy That I’m Pretty Sure is 18 But Might Be In Highschool” an acceptable superlative?