on gchat as always.

Boyfriend: nice im totally outta here at phore

Me: phore!
Me: that means im bout to hit u with a golf ball

BF: lol
BF: duck!
BF: that means a water fowl is going to beg u for bread

Me: mmm, bread
Me: they laik bread

BF: mee 2

Me: the ones at [college we went to] are very forthright about their bread needs

BF: ahaha and their…. carnal needs

Me: their canard needs

BF: lmaoooo

Me: ohhh yeaaahhhhhhhh