Readthisbitch: ok ok
Readthisbitch: this is good
Readthisbitch: i feel better
Readthisbitch: and i will secretly shit in her pool
Readthisbitch: jkjk she doesn’t have a pool

Gentleman Caller: ‘Ashleyyyyyy* lets be friends again, i got you this nice pool!’

Readthisbitch: buying a pool: the ultimate re-friendship gesture. shitting in that pool in the night: the ultimate revenge.

*not her real name