A conversation with a friend (yes on Gchat.. yes I spend a lot of time on there whilst at work)

Melissa: Do you need a haircut?
Readthisbitch: No why
M: If you did I was going to suggest we make appointments for next Sat… I am in serious need of one but keep putting it off
R: You know.. I like cutting hair………..
M: You have cut my hair before several times
R: Um, I take it that sentence is entirely free of value judgment
M: Every time you cut my hair you say oops, or laugh with every snip
M: Or tell me about how hats are really in this season
R: I think that getting a haircut should be less about making one’s hair look good and more about having an adventure